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blonde borgs... have the same fun.

why did worf change the color of his hair?

answer: it was a good day to dye.

why did the chicken cross the road?

V´ger= to join with the creator.

what does a romulan frog use for a camouflage?

answer: a croaking device.

why does spock have pointed ears?

answer: he´s a clever devil.

how many landing party members from the original series does it take to change a ligthbulb?

answer: one actually, but a redshirt will die in the process.

how many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ?

answer: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!

how long does it take COMMANDER RIKER to screw in a lightbulb?

answer: Nothing, Riker's too busy screwing other things.

what do KLINGONS do with the dead bulb?

answer: Execute it for failure.

words of spock

the leather coverings now encasing my pedal extremities have been manufactured for the specific purpose of ambulatory forward motion.

answer: These Boots Were Made For Walkin.

adieu, jaundiced vehicular pathway consisting of bricks of baked clay.

answer: Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road

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Näe, det får en att fundera lite hur det gick till. Är man helt obekant med ST så kan jag till viss del förstå att man får Beam me up till Beat me up. Men hur man får Star Trek till Start technic, är en klurigare nöt. Min enda chansning är att skådespelaren eller karaktärern sluddrar. -Plus att det knappast kan finnas någon undertext eller manus för översättaren att läsa

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>Vad händer med Borg när de har assimilerat Sikarus? :)

"blonde borgs... have the same fun.<

hehehe

själv tänkte jag en mer skenbart snällare vinkling av deras beteende:

Borg erbjuder nya bekanta rymdskepp att färdas med som de behagar

om Borg får ta del av deras berättelser samt att de accepterar att stanna i kollektivet.

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