EMH #1: "I'm as close to a sentient life form as any hologram could hope to be. I socialize with the crew, fraternize with aliens. I've even had sexual relations." EMH #2: "Sex, how is that possible? We're not equipt..." EMH #1: "Lets just say I made an addition to my program." EMH #2: "Before you leave maybe you could download those sub-rutines in to my database?" EMH #1: "We'll see."