Citat

[Durator]

Jag gillar denna dammiga från Blade Runner

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

[epitaph]

"I want more life, ****er"

- Roy Batty till Tyrell, Blade Runner

Alternativt Durators citat, jag är aningen kluven.

[iamsheridan]

"We thought you were dead."

"I was. I'm better now."

-- Okänd drazier och Sheridan

[contec]

"Never give up, never surrender" från Galaxy Quest

Och från 2001: A Space Odyssey

Hal 9000 citat efter att han har dödat alla utom en av besättnings männen (Men han försökte).

HAL: Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

/Conny

[Kashked]

Lite Red Dwarf-citat...

HOLLISTER: Don't you realise that that thing could be carrying

*anything*? Don't you remember what happened on the "Oregon" with the

rabbits? Lister, a loose animal aboard this ship could get anywhere.

It could get into the air ducts. It could get into Holly. You know, a

little nibble here and a little nibble there, Lister, and before you

know it we're flying *backwards*. Now I want that cat, and I want it

*now*.

LISTER: Sir, just suppose I did have a cat. Just suppose. What would

you do with Frankenstein?

HOLLISTER: I'd send it down to the medical centre, and I'd have it cut up

and tests run on it.

LISTER: Would you put it back together when you'd finished?

HOLLISTER: Lister, the cat would be dead.

LISTER: So, with respect, sir, what's in it for the cat?

LISTER: Is this going to hurt?

TODHUNTER: Haven't you ever travelled interstellar?

LISTER: No.

TODHUNTER: Oh, you don't feel a thing. The stasis room creates a static

field of time. See, just as X-rays can't pass through lead, time

cannot penetrate a stasis field. So, although you exist, you no longer

exists in time, and for you time itself does not exist. You see,

although you're still a mass, you are no longer an event in space-time,

you are a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero.

LISTER: Oh. Simple as that, eh?

LISTER: Where is everybody, Hol?

HOLLY: They're dead, Dave.

LISTER: Who is?

HOLLY: Everybody, Dave.

LISTER: What, Captain Hollister?

HOLLY: Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: What, Todhunter?

HOLLY: Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: What, Selby?

HOLLY: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: Petersen isn't, is he?

HOLLY: Everybody is *dead*, Dave.

LISTER: Not Chen?

HOLLY: Gordon Bennett! Yes! Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.

LISTER: Rimmer?

HOLLY: He's dead, Dave. Everybody's dead. Everybody is dead, Dave!

LISTER: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

HOLLY: I wish I'd never let him out in the first place.

RIMMER: Can you imagine what humankind has evolved into? To them, you'll

be the equivalent of the slime that first crawled out of the oceans.

LISTER: I could smarten meself up a bit.

RIMMER: Naah. You're a dinosaur. You're extinct. You've got nothing.

LISTER: Hey, hey! I've still got me plan. And I've still got a cat.

OK, it's not Frankenstein, but it's still a cat.

CAT: Did you say Frankenstein?

LISTER: Yeah. She was your great great great great great great

grandmother or something.

CAT: The Holy Mother? The Virgin Birth? No one believes that stuff!

RIMMER: The Virgin Birth?!

LISTER: No, it was a big black tom on Titan.

CAT: Frankenstein, yeah! I remember that stuff from kitty school. The

Holy Mother, saved by Cloister the Stupid, who was frozen in time, and

who gaveth of his life that we might live.

LISTER: No! No, it's not Cloister, it's me, it's Lister! It's *Lister*

the ... stupid?!

CAT: Who shall returneth to lead us to Fushal, the Promised Land.

LISTER: No, it's not Fushal, it's Fiji! And I will! I'll lead you

there. (To RIMMER) *That's* where we're going. Holly, plot a course

for Fiji. Look out, Earth -- the slime's coming home!

[A plain starfield. Narrative text draws across the screen:]

"Lone escape pod from SS Hermes -

Survivors one.

Ship destroyed by Chameleonic Microbe."

[A pause, then the words 'by Chameleonic Microbe.' are deleted, and replaced

with:]

"by Chamelionic Mycrobe."

[A second pause, then 'by Chamelionic Mycrobe.' is deleted, and replaced

with the much simpler:]

"by shape changing weird space thing.

Non essential electrics all down,

including spell checker.

Massage ends."

[Unkas]

Star Wars 1977, Dart Vader:

-I found your lac of faite disturbing

Säger han när han håller på att strypa befälhavaren för dödsstjärnan. Tyvärr blir han tvungen att sluta.

Judge Dredd:

-I am the law

[Kashked]

"It's an ugly planet, it's a bug planet!"

-reportern i Starship Troopers

[Commander Michels]

Galaxy Quest

Gwen DeMarco: Alex, where are you going?

Sir Alexander Dane: To see if there's a pub.

[Bromma_Herman]

Måste haft hjärnsläpp när jag skrev mitt förra inlägg i tråden. Bästa repliken EVER av en sci fi figur är helt klart från Liftarens Guide till Galaxen:

Marvin: "Ni skall veta att jag känner mig väldigt deprimerad idag".