Unkas Postad 19 December, 2002 Rapport Postad 19 December, 2002 Ja listan är oändlig när man kommer till Kirk och C/O. Tyvärr så kan jag ju inte lissta upp allt bra men jag har tagit och skrapat på ytan så att säga. Om ni inte har trötnat så kan jag fortsätta med "First Contakt". Garanterat att ni kommer skratta.
Excelsior Postad 20 December, 2002 Rapport Postad 20 December, 2002 Ja listan är oändlig när man kommer till Kirk och C/O. Tyvärr så kan jag ju inte lissta upp allt bra men jag har tagit och skrapat på ytan så att säga. Om ni inte har trötnat så kan jag fortsätta med "First Contakt". Garanterat att ni kommer skratta. First Contact består ju i princip bara av "punchlines". Kanske inte så humoristiska, men flera av dem ger en en tankeställare. Hoppar du över "ST Generations"??
Unkas Postad 20 December, 2002 Rapport Postad 20 December, 2002 Nej, jag kan ta med ST Generations om ni vill. Var bara rädd att ni började tröttna på minna långa inlägg. Men eftersom ni frågar så ska jag lägga in quotes från Generations och Fist Contact så fort jag hinner.
Unkas Postad 20 December, 2002 Rapport Postad 20 December, 2002 (redigerade) Nu kommer TNG´s alla filmer på en gång. Avnjut väl, gärna med en Jolt eller likvärdig substans. Star Trek Generations "Computer, remove the plank!" [Loud splash] "Number One, that's 'retract' the plank, not 'remove' the plank." "Of course, sir. [shouting over the rail] Sorry!" Riker and Picard when Riker "accidentally" makes Worf fall into the water on the Holodeck. "I hate this! It's revolting!" "More?" "Yes, please." Data and Guinan. "Oh, shit!" Data when the Enterprise's saucer section is heading towards the atmosphere on Veridian III. "I know how real this must seem to you, but it's not. This isn't really your house. We are both of us caught up in some kind of temporal nexus." "Dill!" Picard and Kirk while Kirk is making breakfast for Antonia. "I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when you grandfather was in diapers!" Kirk to Picard. "I take it the odds are against us, and the situation is grim?" "You could say that." "I know if Spock were here, he'd say I was an irrational, illogical human being, taking on a misson like that. Sounds like fun!" Kirk and Picard. First Contact "Oh, fascinating! Twenty particles of space dust per cubic metre, fifty-two ultra-violet radiation spikes, and a Class Two comet, wow! This is certainly worthy of our attention!" A sarcastic Picard, reading the results of a sensor sweep of the Neutral Zone. "I believe I speak for everyone here, sir when I say... to hell with our orders!" Data to Picard about the orders mentioned above. "Perhaps it is a good day to die! Prepare for RAMMING SPEED!" Worf, commanding the Defiant, as a last resort. "Tough little ship." " 'Little' ?!?" Riker and Worf about the Defiant. "You do remember how to fire phasers?" Riker to the newly arrived Worf. "Greetings!" Data to Lily after being shot with a machine gun. "Please state the nature of the medical emergency?" "Twenty Borg are about to break through that door! We need time to get out of here; create a diversion!" "This isn't part of my program! I am a doctor, not a doorstop!" Holo Doc and Crusher. "According to Starfleet medical research, Borg implants can cause severe skin irritation. Perhaps you'd like an analgesic cream?" Holo Doc, trying to stall a Borg. "I'm just trying to blend in!" "You're blended, all right." Troi and Riker. "If you're looking for my professional opinion as ship's counsellor... he's nuts!" Troi to Riker about Cochrane. "Captain, I believe I'm feeling... anxiety. It is an intriguing sensation. A most unquieting-" "Data, I'm sure it's a fascinating experience, but perhaps you should deactivate your emotion chip for now." "Good idea, sir. [Click] Done." "Data, there are times when I envy you!" Data and Picard. "You people, you're all astronauts, on some kind of star trek?" Cochrane to Riker and LaForge. "What is this?!" "Australia, New Guinea, Solomons... Montana will be up soon, but you may want to hold your breath; It's a long way down." Lily and Picard, looking down on the Earth from space. "Maximum settnig. If you'd have fired this, you would have vaporized me." "It's my first ray gun." Picard and Lily about a phaser. "Borg... sounds Swedish!" Lily about the Borg. "Definately not Swedish!" Lily, having seen the Borg. "The reports of my assimilation have been greatly exaggerated." Picard to crew. "I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. I am the Borg." "Greetings." The Borg Queen and Data. "Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind!" Data to the Borg Queen. "Do you always talk this much?" "Not always. But often." The Borg Queen and Data. "Assimilate this!" Worf, firing at the Borg. "Someone once said, 'Don't try to be a great man, just be a man and let history make its own judgement.' " "That's rhethorical nonsense! Who said that?" "You did, ten years from now." Riker and Cochrane. "We have not lost the Enterprise! We're not going to lose the Enterprise, not to the Borg, not while I'm in command!" Picard to crew. "They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" Picard about the Borg. Star trek Insurrection "Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?" "No, sir; I have not had time to get aquainted with all the new crew members since I came aboard." Picard and Worf. "I kiss you and you say 'yuc'?!" Riker to Troi. "Don't panic!" "I've been shot at, thrown in the water from a ship that's here to move us off the planet; what's there to panic about?" Picard and Anij. "Klingons never do anything small, do they?" Riker about Worf's pimple. "Smooth as an android's bottom." A newly shaved Riker to Data. "Sir, the Son'a crew wants to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have something to do with the fact that we have three minutes of air left." Worf to Picard. Redigerad 20 December, 2002 av Unkas
Sotunk Postad 29 December, 2002 Rapport Postad 29 December, 2002 Jag hittade lite bra dialog/bra scener från DS9 på ett annat forum. Man måste nog ha sett avsnitten för att fatta dem: ------- Damar, after he learns of his family's death: "What kind of state tolerates the murder of innocent women and children? What kind of people give those orders?" Kira: "Yeah, Damar, what kind of people give those orders?" - Dogs of War ------- "Minsk" -Worf, What You Leave Behind ----- Bashir treats Garak after he's been attacked by a group of Klingons: "You're not going to press charges?" -Bashir "No." -Garak "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!" -Bashir "Yes, but before they began beating me I got off several cutting remarks that no doubt did serious damage to their egos." -Garak - Way of the Warrior ----- Worf: "The why all of the deception?" Garak: "Lying is a skill like any other and if you want to maintain a level of excellence you have to practise constantly" ----- Quark: "I want you to try something for me. Take a sip of this." Garak: "What is it?" Quark: "A Human drink, it's called Root Beer." Garak: "Ahh, I don't know....." Quark: "Come on....Aren't you in the least bit curious?" Quark: "..........What d'you think?" Garak: "It's vile?" Quark: "I know. It's so bubbly and cloy, and happy." Garak: "Just like the Federation....." Quark: "But do you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it you begin to like it...." Garak: "....It's insidious...." Quark: "....Just like the Federation." - Way of the Warrior ----- "My, yes, that's quite toxic." Weyoun, after sampling some poisoned Kanar ----- Garak: I'll do as you ask, on one condition, that you don't ask me this favor as a mentor, or a superior officer... but as a father asking his son. Tain: You're not my son. Garak: Father... Father, you're dying. For once in your life speak the truth. Tain: I should've killed your mother before you were born... - By Inferno's Light ----- Garak, Bashir and Odo discuss who could be responsible for blowing up Garaks shop: Garak: “And of course...there’s always Major Kira” Odo: “This is serious, Garak.” Garak: “I’m being serious. I don’t think she likes me.” Sisko: “She doesn’t. But if she wanted you dead you would be.” Garak: “You do have a point.” -“Improbable Cause” ----- “But the question still remains why would the Romulans want to have Garak killed? “I don’t know. Considering those uniforms of theirs you’d think they’d appreciate a decent tailor.” -Sisko and Odo, “Improbable Cause” ----- "Where you see a sword of stars, I see a comet. Where you see vipers, I see three scientists. And where you see the Emissary...I see a Starfleet officer," -Sisko, "Destiny"
Captain Proton Postad 30 December, 2002 Rapport Postad 30 December, 2002 (redigerade) Janeway: We`ll just have to out smart the smart bomb. (warhead) Janeway: We`ll have to out think the think tank. (Think Tank) Kom inte på några bättre. De flesta är redan "upptagna. från TNG: Dr Pulaski: Then you have beaten him. Data: Its a matter of perspektiv doctor, in the strict essence I did not win... Alla: DATA!!! Data: I busted him up. Alla: Yeah!!! (peak performance) Redigerad 2 Januari, 2003 av Captain Proton
B'Elanna Postad 2 Januari, 2003 Rapport Postad 2 Januari, 2003 Jag har något från Deep Space nine (detta är en av de få avsnitt jag har sett tyvärr) Cheif O' Brian (om jag minns rätt om vad han heter) reser fram och tillbaka i tiden. Detta leder till slut att han blir allvarligt sjuk och det slutar med att han dör. Men som i alla tidresor kan han försöka förhindra detta. Doktorn tipsar den "dåtida" O´Brian hur han ska bli botad. När doktorn får tipset när o´Brian har rest tillbaka i tiden säger han. "Who am I to argue with me" Oj vad rörigt det är med tidsresor. Men detta var i alla fall väldigt kul när jag såg det. Här kommer fler som jag kom på. kapten Janeway "one more cup of coffe and i´ll jump to warp" (Year of hell tror jag) I ett Voy avsnitt får man dessutom se Tom Paris och Nelix kasta "angel hair pasta" på varandra och sedan bli kallade till kapten. Deras miner är obetalbara måste ses! (Partution elller något sådant heter det) :lol:
ickamicka Postad 2 Januari, 2003 Rapport Postad 2 Januari, 2003 (redigerade) ----- Garak, Bashir and Odo discuss who could be responsible for blowing up Garaks shop: Garak: “And of course...there’s always Major Kira” Odo: “This is serious, Garak.” Garak: “I’m being serious. I don’t think she likes me.” Sisko: “She doesn’t. But if she wanted you dead you would be.” Garak: “You do have a point.” -“Improbable Cause” ----- dte står "Garak, Bashir and Odo" i "förklaringen" men i texten står det "Garak, Sisko and Odo" <_< <_< Redigerad 2 Januari, 2003 av seven of nine
Sotunk Postad 2 Januari, 2003 Rapport Postad 2 Januari, 2003 ----- Garak, Bashir and Odo discuss who could be responsible for blowing up Garaks shop: Garak: “And of course...there’s always Major Kira” Odo: “This is serious, Garak.” Garak: “I’m being serious. I don’t think she likes me.” Sisko: “She doesn’t. But if she wanted you dead you would be.” Garak: “You do have a point.” -“Improbable Cause” ----- dte står "Garak, Bashir and Odo" i "förklaringen" men i texten står det "Garak, Sisko and Odo" <_< <_< Ursäkta, jag skrev dit namnen före replikerna själv, bara för tydlighetens skull (det andra är kopierat från TrekBBS). Det blev tydligen lite fel i farten, både när det gällde Sisko/Bashir-förväxlingen och när det gäller vem som sa vad av Odo och Bashir. Så här ska det se ut egentligen: Garak: “And of course...there’s always Major Kira” Bashir: “This is serious, Garak.” Garak: “I’m being serious. I don’t think she likes me.?? Odo: “She doesn’t. But if she wanted you dead you would be.” Garak: “You do have a point.” -“Improbable Cause”
Bromma_Herman Postad 11 Augusti, 2003 Rapport Postad 11 Augusti, 2003 Lite Enterprise: Starfleet Officer: Its a Klingot Vulcan: A Klingon (Broken Bow Part I) Phlox: So, whats the problem, Commander? Travis: This is travis, doc
Aliline Postad 11 Augusti, 2003 Rapport Postad 11 Augusti, 2003 Är inte detta ämne likt det som finns av vilket är ditt favorit citat ???
Pjotr'k Postad 11 Augusti, 2003 Rapport Postad 11 Augusti, 2003 Är inte detta ämne likt det som finns av vilket är ditt favorit citat ??? Detta ämne öppnades före den som CaJo hänvisar till. De är väldigt lika, även om detta ämne är mer begränsat till roligt citat. Jag är nog benägen att hålla med CaJo om att de är smått identiska. Jag stänger detta ämne och hänvisar fortsatta diskussioner till Citat.
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