Ella Posted February 21, 2002 Report Share Posted February 21, 2002 Jag vill samla på "I'm a doctor, not a ---" citat här på forat. Visst finns det sidor som redan har massor där man kan läsa, men det är roligare om vi kan ta såna vi har hört själva. *börjar samlingen* "I'm a doctor, not a doorstep." "I'm a doctor, not a suitcase." "I'm a doctor, not an engineer." "I'm a doctor, not an magician. " "I'm a doctor dammit, not a bricklayer." (Devil in the Dark) "I'm a doctor, not an escalator."(Friday's Child) "What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?" (The Corbomite Maneuver) "I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer..." "I'm a doctor, not a hybertoal" "I'm a doctor, not a bartender." "I'm a doctor, not a baterie." "I'm a doctor, not a database." "I'm a doctor, not a preformer." "I'm a doctor, not piping tom." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumle Posted February 21, 2002 Report Share Posted February 21, 2002 Lyssna på låten "Dr McCoy" av S.P.O.C.K, där finns en hel del. Visserligen vet jag inte om alla stämmer. Om ni inte visste kommer uttrycket från Dr McCoy i TOS. Några som jag är ganska säker på är iaf: Im a doctor, not an engineer. Im a doctor, not an magician. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted February 21, 2002 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2002 Ja, det spelar ju ingen roll vilken doktor som har sagt det En del är bara så himla roliga! Har fått för mig att det finns nåt i stil med "I'm a doctor, not a 'hårfön'" men det kan ha varit inbillning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suskiv Posted February 21, 2002 Report Share Posted February 21, 2002 Här är några till. "I'm a doctor dammit, not a bricklayer." (Devil in the Dark) "I'm a doctor, not an escalator."(Friday's Child) Vet inte om den här räknas... "What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?" (The Corbomite Maneuver) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted February 21, 2002 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2002 Vet inte om den här räknas... Allt räknas om det involverar en doktor och är roligt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENEMiX Posted February 22, 2002 Report Share Posted February 22, 2002 i avsnittet med rymdmonstret som förklätt sig till maskhål: - i'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer... sen finns det nåt avsnitt där besättningen blir bortförda och bara lyckas ta med sig doktorns mobila emitter och där man hör honom klaga över att behöva fungera som tricorder... *ler* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrogie Posted February 22, 2002 Report Share Posted February 22, 2002 jag kommer inte ihåg någon så där doctor nu men när alla har agt väldigt många cotor grejer kan tex kopiera dom och göra i ett inlägg. så det blir lättare att ta därifrån istället eller?? ??? Proton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lis@ Posted February 22, 2002 Report Share Posted February 22, 2002 Här e en till: "I´m a doctor, not a hypertoal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted February 22, 2002 Report Share Posted February 22, 2002 Jag har en heldel sådana ljus så dessa är jag säkra på I'm a doctor, not a bartender I'm a doctor, not a baterie I'm a doctor, not a database I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer I'm a doctor, not a preformer I'm a doctor, not piping tom och sedan är det vissa jag inte riktigt vet vad de säger, men jag hoppas att du har mycket nöje med det här. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrogie Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 ...redan nu efter en del inlägg finns det redan en massa hoho... Någonting säger mig att det finns en massa fler... Proton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suskiv Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 Här är en till... Inte så rolig,men endå. I'm a doctor, not a historian. (Bashir - Trials and Tribble-ation) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocke Posted February 23, 2002 Report Share Posted February 23, 2002 Två till som ni inte har med: "I'm a doctor Mr. Neelix, not a decorator" - EMH "I'm a doctor not a commando" - EMH Mark 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiet Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 Lite citat från TOS: McCoy: I'm not a magician, Spock; just an old country doctor. Spock: Yes. As I always suspected. McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer! McCoy: I'm a doctor, NOT an engineer! 'Scotty' Scott: NOW you're an engineer! DS9: Jules "Julian" Bashir: I'm a doctor, not a botanist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikael Posted February 28, 2002 Report Share Posted February 28, 2002 Doktoterna verkar jobba en hel del brevid deras ordinarie sysslor.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Posted March 5, 2002 Report Share Posted March 5, 2002 (edited) det finns massor.. har samlat på mig en del såna quotes på min sida.. http://www.geocities.com/k_helen_2001/Voy_..._ImaDoctor.html de jag har är iaf: Dr. Leonard McCoy (TOS) "I'm a Doctor, not an Engineer" - Mirror, Mirror and The Deadly Years "I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer" - The Devil in the Dark "I'm a Doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor" - The Corbomite Maneuver "I'm a Doctor, not a psychiatrist" - The City on the Edge of Forever "I'm a Doctor, not a mechanic" - The Doomsday Machine & The Empath "I'm a Doctor, not a scientist" - Metamorphosis "I'm a Doctor, not a physicist" - Metamorphosis "I'm a Doctor, not an escalator" - Friday's Child "I'm a Doctor, not a magician" - The Deadly Years "I'm a Doctor, not a flesh peddler" - Return to Tomorrow "I'm a Doctor, not a coal miner" - The Empath "I'm a Doctor, not an actor" - The Fearful Summons "I'm a Doctor, not a gardener" - Deep Domain "I'm a Doctor, not a marine biologist" - Windows on a Lost World "I thought you were a Doctor, not a communications engineer" - Deep Domain "I'm a Doctor, not a synchronous swimmer!" - Ice Trap "I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist." - The City on the Edge Forever Dr. Beverly Crusher (TNG) "I'm a doctor, remember, not a fusion engineer." - Here There Be Dragons "I'm a doctor, not a psycho." - Vendetta Dr. Julian Bashir (DS9) "I'm a Doctor, not a historian" - Trials and Tribble-ations "I'm a Doctor, not a botanist." - The Wire "I'm a Doctor, not an insurgent" - Vengeance "You're a Doctor, not a gambler" - The Big Game (Quark) "I forget -- Your a doctor, not a physicist" - Bloodletter (O'Brien) "You're a Doctor, not a first-contact specialist" - Valhalla (O'Brien) The Doctor (VOY) "I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop" - First Contact "I'm a Doctor, not a database" - Future's End, Part II "I'm a Doctor, not a decorator" - The Phage "I'm a Doctor, not a bartender" - Twisted "I'm a Doctor, not a performer" - Investigations "I'm a Doctor, not a counter-insurgant" - Basics, Part II "I'm a Doctor, not a voyeur" - Parturition "I'm a Doctor, not a jailer" - ? "I'm a Doctor, not a peeping Tom" - Drone "I'm a Doctor, not an ornithologist" - ? "I'm a Doctor, not a casualty" - ? "I'm a Doctor, not a battery" - Gravity "I'm a Doctor, not a dragonslayer" - Bliss "I'm a Doctor, not a toastmaster" - ? "I'm a Doctor, not a tricorder" - ? Doc: "I shouldn't have to remind you, I'm a doctor..." Torres: "...not an engineer right?" - Prototype "I'm a Doctor, not a Zookeeper" - Life Line She's a counsellor lieutenant, not an engineer! (about Deanna Troi) - Life Line "This is a sickbay, not a dormitory" - Demon "This is a sickbay, not an arsenal." - Bliss EMH-2 "I'm a Doctor, not a commando" - Message in a Bottle Tom Paris (Voy) "I'm a pilot, not a doctor" - Message in a Bottle B'Elanna Torres (Voy) "I'm an engineer, dammit, not a soldier!" - ? "I'm an engineer, not a telepath" - ? "I'm an engineer, not a costume designer." - Virtuoso Paul Fairman "#### it, Neelix, I'm a mercenary, not a chef!" - ? Holograpgic Doctor Zimmerman (Voy) -"I'm a diagnostic tool, not an engineer" - The Swarm James T. Kirk (TOS) "I'm a soldier, not a diplomat." - Errand Of Mercy Dr. Pulaski (TNG) "I'm a doctor, not a magician." - The Royale Edited May 7, 2003 by Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted March 5, 2002 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2002 Woho! Snacka om många! Tackar! Har också gjort en liten sida med alla citat.... nu får jag nog ta o lägga till några, är det okej om jag snor alla dina? Det var så bra upplagt med vem som har sagt vad och så. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Posted March 6, 2002 Report Share Posted March 6, 2002 visst, bara du ger mig lite credit så! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted March 10, 2002 Author Report Share Posted March 10, 2002 Självklart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_V Posted April 5, 2002 Report Share Posted April 5, 2002 Jag vet en lite annorlunda mening: - This is a sickbay, not an arsenal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_V Posted May 3, 2002 Report Share Posted May 3, 2002 En till: I'm a doctor, not a milkman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Posted May 4, 2002 Report Share Posted May 4, 2002 hittad en till.. Data: I'm an android, not a robot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lis@ Posted May 16, 2002 Report Share Posted May 16, 2002 Har hittat två till. Ingen kommer från startrek fast det räknas väl ändå... "I´m a doctor, not a space-explorer" - Doktorn i sf-filmen "Lost in space". Även kassa såpor tycks ha ta tagit över denna tradition: "I´m a doctor, not a minister" - Doktorn i "Sunset Beach". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted May 16, 2002 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2002 Vart kommer det där med milkman ifrån?? så går ju texten i Star Trek rhapsody (eller vad den nu heter) "I'm a doctor not an actor, not a milkman, what does that mean?" nåt i den stilen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenet Lind Posted May 18, 2002 Report Share Posted May 18, 2002 (edited) vilka bra meningar det är själv kan jag väll tita om jag hittar men jag hittar säkert inte..... var tvungen att stoppa en känsloikon som bara liknar doctorn när han sjunger: :visslar: Edited May 7, 2003 by Lieutenet Lind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bromma_Herman Posted June 14, 2002 Report Share Posted June 14, 2002 Läste att alla Doktorskämt går bra att lägga upp på detta ämne. Därför lägger jag nu in ett litet skämt från ett avsnitt. Nån som kommer ihåg vad det hette? Alien: Stay Away! Doktorn: If you dont sit still I can´t threat you! Alien: When we Agreed to be threathed by this ships medical officer, we did not know that this ships Medical "Officer" was a primitive Computer Program! Doktorn: I assure you that threre is nothing primitive with me! I can perform over 100 000 Medical procedures! Alien: Does that include bloodlething (Åderlåtning)? Doktorn: No, But I could add it to my repetoar! (Doktorn går och laddar en Hyperspray) Kvinnlig Alien: We a-re Rea-dy to ret-urn to our ship! Can y-ou con-tact on-e of yo-ur sup-er-ior offi-cer? (Hon gör gester medans hon pratar) Doktorn: Captain, Please report to sickbay! Janeway: On my way! Doktorn till Kvinnlig Alien: The Cap-tain is com-ing her-e! If yo-u wa-nt to tal-k to her, y-ou can ha-ve a seat! (Gör gester, Pratar i irriterad ton) Kvinnlig Alien går fram till Alien Kvinnlig Alien: Thats a Veery enoying program! Alien: Perhaps we can disable its voice Subrutines! De fingrar på en panel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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