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Jag vill samla på "I'm a doctor, not a ---"  citat här på forat.

Visst finns det sidor som redan har massor där man kan läsa, men det är roligare om vi kan ta såna vi har hört själva. :)

*börjar samlingen*

"I'm a doctor, not a doorstep."

"I'm a doctor, not a suitcase."

"I'm a doctor, not an engineer."

"I'm a doctor, not an magician. "

"I'm a doctor dammit, not a bricklayer." (Devil in the Dark)

"I'm a doctor, not an escalator."(Friday's Child)

"What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?" (The Corbomite Maneuver)

"I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer..."

"I'm a doctor, not a hybertoal"

"I'm a doctor, not a bartender."

"I'm a doctor, not a baterie."

"I'm a doctor, not a database."

"I'm a doctor, not a preformer."

"I'm a doctor, not piping tom."

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Lyssna på låten "Dr McCoy" av S.P.O.C.K, där finns en hel del. :) Visserligen vet jag inte om alla stämmer. Om ni inte visste kommer uttrycket från Dr McCoy i TOS.

Några som jag är ganska säker på är iaf:

Im a doctor, not an engineer.

Im a doctor, not an magician.

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i avsnittet med rymdmonstret som förklätt sig till maskhål:

- i'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer...

sen finns det nåt avsnitt där besättningen blir bortförda och bara lyckas ta med sig doktorns mobila emitter och där man hör honom klaga över att behöva fungera som tricorder... *ler*

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Jag har en heldel sådana ljus så dessa är jag säkra på

I'm a doctor, not a bartender

I'm a doctor, not a baterie

I'm a doctor, not a database

I'm a doctor, not a dragonslayer

I'm a doctor, not a preformer

I'm a doctor, not piping tom

och sedan är det vissa jag inte riktigt vet vad de säger, men jag hoppas att du har mycket nöje med det här.

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Lite citat från TOS:

McCoy: I'm not a magician, Spock; just an old country doctor.

Spock: Yes. As I always suspected.

McCoy: I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!

McCoy: I'm a doctor, NOT an engineer!

'Scotty' Scott: NOW you're an engineer!

DS9:

Jules "Julian" Bashir: I'm a doctor, not a botanist.

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det finns massor.. har samlat på mig en del såna quotes på min sida.. http://www.geocities.com/k_helen_2001/Voy_..._ImaDoctor.html

de jag har är iaf:

Dr. Leonard McCoy (TOS)

"I'm a Doctor, not an Engineer" - Mirror, Mirror and The Deadly Years

"I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer" - The Devil in the Dark

"I'm a Doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor" - The Corbomite Maneuver

"I'm a Doctor, not a psychiatrist" - The City on the Edge of Forever

"I'm a Doctor, not a mechanic" - The Doomsday Machine & The Empath

"I'm a Doctor, not a scientist" - Metamorphosis

"I'm a Doctor, not a physicist" - Metamorphosis

"I'm a Doctor, not an escalator" - Friday's Child

"I'm a Doctor, not a magician" - The Deadly Years

"I'm a Doctor, not a flesh peddler" - Return to Tomorrow

"I'm a Doctor, not a coal miner" - The Empath

"I'm a Doctor, not an actor" - The Fearful Summons

"I'm a Doctor, not a gardener" - Deep Domain

"I'm a Doctor, not a marine biologist" - Windows on a Lost World

"I thought you were a Doctor, not a communications engineer" - Deep Domain

"I'm a Doctor, not a synchronous swimmer!" - Ice Trap

"I'm a surgeon, not a psychiatrist." - The City on the Edge Forever

Dr. Beverly Crusher (TNG)

"I'm a doctor, remember, not a fusion engineer." - Here There Be Dragons

"I'm a doctor, not a psycho." - Vendetta

Dr. Julian Bashir (DS9)

"I'm a Doctor, not a historian" - Trials and Tribble-ations

"I'm a Doctor, not a botanist." - The Wire

"I'm a Doctor, not an insurgent" - Vengeance

"You're a Doctor, not a gambler" - The Big Game (Quark)

"I forget -- Your a doctor, not a physicist" - Bloodletter (O'Brien)

"You're a Doctor, not a first-contact specialist" - Valhalla (O'Brien)

The Doctor (VOY)

"I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop" - First Contact

"I'm a Doctor, not a database" - Future's End, Part II

"I'm a Doctor, not a decorator" - The Phage

"I'm a Doctor, not a bartender" - Twisted

"I'm a Doctor, not a performer" - Investigations

"I'm a Doctor, not a counter-insurgant" - Basics, Part II

"I'm a Doctor, not a voyeur" - Parturition

"I'm a Doctor, not a jailer" - ?

"I'm a Doctor, not a peeping Tom" - Drone

"I'm a Doctor, not an ornithologist" - ?

"I'm a Doctor, not a casualty" - ?

"I'm a Doctor, not a battery" - Gravity

"I'm a Doctor, not a dragonslayer" - Bliss

"I'm a Doctor, not a toastmaster" - ?

"I'm a Doctor, not a tricorder" - ?

Doc: "I shouldn't have to remind you, I'm a doctor..."

Torres: "...not an engineer right?" - Prototype

"I'm a Doctor, not a Zookeeper" - Life Line

She's a counsellor lieutenant, not an engineer! (about Deanna Troi) - Life Line

"This is a sickbay, not a dormitory" - Demon

"This is a sickbay, not an arsenal." - Bliss

EMH-2

"I'm a Doctor, not a commando" - Message in a Bottle

Tom Paris (Voy)

"I'm a pilot, not a doctor" - Message in a Bottle

B'Elanna Torres (Voy)

"I'm an engineer, dammit, not a soldier!" - ?

"I'm an engineer, not a telepath" - ?

"I'm an engineer, not a costume designer." - Virtuoso

Paul Fairman

"#### it, Neelix, I'm a mercenary, not a chef!" - ?

Holograpgic Doctor Zimmerman (Voy)

-"I'm a diagnostic tool, not an engineer" - The Swarm

James T. Kirk (TOS)

"I'm a soldier, not a diplomat." - Errand Of Mercy

Dr. Pulaski (TNG)

"I'm a doctor, not a magician." - The Royale

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Har hittat två till. Ingen kommer från startrek fast det räknas väl ändå...

"I´m a doctor, not a space-explorer" - Doktorn i sf-filmen "Lost in space".

Även kassa såpor tycks ha ta tagit över denna tradition:

"I´m a doctor, not a minister" - Doktorn i "Sunset Beach".

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Läste att alla Doktorskämt går bra att lägga upp på detta ämne. Därför lägger jag nu in ett litet skämt från ett avsnitt.

Nån som kommer ihåg vad det hette?

Alien: Stay Away!

Doktorn: If you dont sit still I can´t threat you!

Alien: When we Agreed to be threathed by this ships

medical officer, we did not know that this ships Medical

"Officer" was a primitive Computer Program!

Doktorn: I assure you that threre is nothing primitive with me!

I can perform over 100 000 Medical procedures!

Alien: Does that include bloodlething (Åderlåtning)?

Doktorn: No, But I could add it to my repetoar!

(Doktorn går och laddar en Hyperspray)

Kvinnlig Alien: We a-re Rea-dy to ret-urn to our ship!

Can y-ou con-tact on-e of yo-ur sup-er-ior offi-cer?

(Hon gör gester medans hon pratar)

Doktorn: Captain, Please report to sickbay!

Janeway: On my way!

Doktorn till Kvinnlig Alien: The Cap-tain is com-ing her-e!

If yo-u wa-nt to tal-k to her, y-ou can ha-ve a seat!

(Gör gester, Pratar i irriterad ton)

Kvinnlig Alien går fram till Alien

Kvinnlig Alien: Thats a Veery enoying program!

Alien: Perhaps we can disable its voice Subrutines!

De fingrar på en panel.

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